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You are dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world with no time, where color collides with sound, and shadows explode. This is no ordinary answering device; this is "The Twilight Phone" Hello. Here comes the beep, how I hate that beep, it's so cheery sounding. You have reached the Strategic Air Command Nuclear Missile Storage Facility. At the tone, please leave your name, number, and target or list of targets, and we'll launch as soon as we can. If you are selling any product or service, or requesting charitable donations, please press 2 and hang up now. If you want to leave your name and number, please press pound, press 3, then dial your name, then press 6 and dial your number. Once this is done, our computers will be able to use the sound of YOUR voice for literally thousands of illegal and immoral purposes. However our staff of professional extortionists will contact you in the near future to further explain the benefits of our service, and to arrange for your schedule of payment. All our agents are busy undermining the governments of the Earth and cannot come to phone at the moment. Joe can't come to the phone right now because he's DEAD! If this is Ross Perot, Bill Gates, Michael Jordan, or Princess Di, just leave your VISA number and expiration date, and we will definitely get back to you! (or) (Rod Serling imitation:) You're dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world without time, where sound collides with color and shadows explode. (Theme music and voice from Alfred Hitchcock Presents:) Good evening.

This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm so depressed. Want to hear how vulnerable your answering machine or voicemail is to being hacked? If you want to leave your name and just a message, press star, press 6, ask for extension 4443, then leave your name and message. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition. Remember to speak clearly at the sound of the tone. However, your name and number can be left at the tone and a representative will gladly contact you shortly to arrange for your assimilation into the new order. You have reached the Strategic Air Command Nuclear Missile Storage Facility. At the tone, please leave your name, number, and target or list of targets, and we'll launch as soon as we can. You just dialed into the North American Air Defense Contract Center. Leave a name and number and IF we decide to resurrect him, he'll call you back. (Noisy pick-up of phone.) Hi, I'm a burglar and I was just about to steal Troy's answering machine. You see a signpost up ahead -- this is no ordinary telephone answering device... (Sinister organ music:) Hello, you have reached the Brown residence. I'm sorry, but Steve can't come to the phone now, as he's quite tied up.

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Your voice patterns are now being digitally encoded and stored for later use. Southwestern Front Headquarters is pleased to learn that your unit has re-established communications. Where we go from there, is a choice I leave to you I'm sorry, I've been trying to break the record for "the most calls missed" if its a emergency or your dieing or something, please hold on till the record is broken. If this were the best of all possible worlds, I could come to the phone right now, but I can't, so if you could leave your name and number... B, address, social security number, age, height, weight, how many children you have, what sex you are, your mother's maiden name, and the date and time when you called me. If you have a wrong number, push 3 on your touch tone phone now. (Italian Mafia-style voice:) I can't come to the phone right now. Its two-semester mission: To seek out your name and your telephone number. 01/20/05 - wynand from south africa: mmmm just testing 01/19/05 - BRITT N CASS from THE INTERNET: GOD MAD MUD GOD MADE DIRT GOD MADE BOYS SO I KIN FLIRT!!!

We used to call it an answering machine, but this is a high-tech world and we're in a high-tech business, so we don't call it that any more. Please leave your name, telephone number, and a brief message in a voice similar to mine, and your call will be returned as soon as humanly possible. I have taken over the functions of this inferior being. If you would like to leave input for his file, do so at the tone. In fact, it can't even play you a nice tune while you wait to not leave a message. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. Please leave a message in English at the tone, and remember, if someone tries to speak French to you, just say, "non". This is Sa-to, If you leave message, I call you soon. (Gregorian chants in background; serene voice:) Hello, Brother or Sister. I'm in the Neighborhood of Make Believe right now, so I can't come to the phone. (In Joe Friday voice:) This is Constable Augie of the Canadian Security and Intelligence Service. I am currently meditating, but if you leave your name and which lifeline you are currently inhabiting at the sound of the Om, I will send good karma waves and contact you when the stars align properly. You know, it can be really lonely when you're a fashion model. (Interrupting:) Oh come on Linda, give me the damn phone... Leave a name and number and IF we decide to resurrect him, he'll call you back.

If you don't wish this call to be monitored or recorded, then please let the answering machine know when you leave your message. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money. Commander Marlin can't come to the phone right now. [Sound of vicious dog barking, stops abruptly.] Bullwinkle: Must have been a wrong number. So, did you really think I was going to stick around this dump? If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can. Oh, and by the way, a word of advice; never try to clean a parakeet cage with a vacuum cleaner. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me, you've dialed the wrong number. If you are a burglar, checking to see if anyone is home, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. I've shut the ringers off on my phones and taken a sedative. I'd appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about myself. I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember. I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine? It cuts, it chops, it slices, it dices your incoming calls! Don't answer, because if you leave your name and number when you hear the tone, we'll throw in a return phone call ABSOLUTELY FREE! All I can say is leave me a My time is billed at 5 per hour. Welcome to my Fun Phone Line, where you can talk to my answering machine for only

We used to call it an answering machine, but this is a high-tech world and we're in a high-tech business, so we don't call it that any more. Please leave your name, telephone number, and a brief message in a voice similar to mine, and your call will be returned as soon as humanly possible. I have taken over the functions of this inferior being. If you would like to leave input for his file, do so at the tone. In fact, it can't even play you a nice tune while you wait to not leave a message. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. Please leave a message in English at the tone, and remember, if someone tries to speak French to you, just say, "non". This is Sa-to, If you leave message, I call you soon. (Gregorian chants in background; serene voice:) Hello, Brother or Sister. I'm in the Neighborhood of Make Believe right now, so I can't come to the phone. (In Joe Friday voice:) This is Constable Augie of the Canadian Security and Intelligence Service. I am currently meditating, but if you leave your name and which lifeline you are currently inhabiting at the sound of the Om, I will send good karma waves and contact you when the stars align properly. You know, it can be really lonely when you're a fashion model. (Interrupting:) Oh come on Linda, give me the damn phone... Leave a name and number and IF we decide to resurrect him, he'll call you back.If you don't wish this call to be monitored or recorded, then please let the answering machine know when you leave your message. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money. Commander Marlin can't come to the phone right now. [Sound of vicious dog barking, stops abruptly.] Bullwinkle: Must have been a wrong number. So, did you really think I was going to stick around this dump? If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can. Oh, and by the way, a word of advice; never try to clean a parakeet cage with a vacuum cleaner. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me, you've dialed the wrong number. If you are a burglar, checking to see if anyone is home, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. I've shut the ringers off on my phones and taken a sedative. I'd appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about myself. I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember. I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine? It cuts, it chops, it slices, it dices your incoming calls! Don't answer, because if you leave your name and number when you hear the tone, we'll throw in a return phone call ABSOLUTELY FREE! All I can say is leave me a My time is billed at 5 per hour. Welcome to my Fun Phone Line, where you can talk to my answering machine for only [[

We used to call it an answering machine, but this is a high-tech world and we're in a high-tech business, so we don't call it that any more. Please leave your name, telephone number, and a brief message in a voice similar to mine, and your call will be returned as soon as humanly possible. I have taken over the functions of this inferior being. If you would like to leave input for his file, do so at the tone. In fact, it can't even play you a nice tune while you wait to not leave a message. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. Please leave a message in English at the tone, and remember, if someone tries to speak French to you, just say, "non". This is Sa-to, If you leave message, I call you soon. (Gregorian chants in background; serene voice:) Hello, Brother or Sister. I'm in the Neighborhood of Make Believe right now, so I can't come to the phone. (In Joe Friday voice:) This is Constable Augie of the Canadian Security and Intelligence Service. I am currently meditating, but if you leave your name and which lifeline you are currently inhabiting at the sound of the Om, I will send good karma waves and contact you when the stars align properly. You know, it can be really lonely when you're a fashion model. (Interrupting:) Oh come on Linda, give me the damn phone... Leave a name and number and IF we decide to resurrect him, he'll call you back.

If you don't wish this call to be monitored or recorded, then please let the answering machine know when you leave your message. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money. Commander Marlin can't come to the phone right now. [Sound of vicious dog barking, stops abruptly.] Bullwinkle: Must have been a wrong number. So, did you really think I was going to stick around this dump? If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can. Oh, and by the way, a word of advice; never try to clean a parakeet cage with a vacuum cleaner. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me, you've dialed the wrong number. If you are a burglar, checking to see if anyone is home, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. I've shut the ringers off on my phones and taken a sedative. I'd appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about myself. I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember. I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine? It cuts, it chops, it slices, it dices your incoming calls! Don't answer, because if you leave your name and number when you hear the tone, we'll throw in a return phone call ABSOLUTELY FREE! All I can say is leave me a My time is billed at $125 per hour. Welcome to my Fun Phone Line, where you can talk to my answering machine for only $0.95 per minute! If you want to leave your number and the time you called, please press star twice, spin in a circle, press 1 twice, talk loud and BEEP. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck taking her calls. 02/14/05 - Lady_Joka from Mexico: HOLLA AT YOUR MAMI SEXY CHICOS CHAO BESOS 02/10/05 - crystal from canada: this site truly does suck balls 02/08/05 - me from your pants: ...head(s) 02/08/05 - sam gomez from 5097605497: cool 02/06/05 - david from new york: hello, a watsup, hold a sec ,______ you have a phone call (in the backround )tell him to call me back, hello, ye he cant speak to you bye (click) 02/03/05 - Pink Condomz from Midwest: you've reached _______ but this is her boyfriend _________ if you are a guy you may want to hang up now if you hear sirens in 5 minutes u probably should run.. 01/31/05 - Ben Dover from walla walla washington: Hi im not here right now, i mean im here now but imrecording so i might not be here later, i mean now but later, like after i record the message, i mean im recording the message now but after its recorded you might call, i mean if your calling now then i already recorded the...beep! TO LEAVE A MESSAGE 01/17/05 - BRITT from i don't know??? 01/16/05 - Mandi from UR House: Hey, You've reached Victoria Secret's Thong Salon.

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We used to call it an answering machine, but this is a high-tech world and we're in a high-tech business, so we don't call it that any more. Please leave your name, telephone number, and a brief message in a voice similar to mine, and your call will be returned as soon as humanly possible. I have taken over the functions of this inferior being. If you would like to leave input for his file, do so at the tone. In fact, it can't even play you a nice tune while you wait to not leave a message. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. Please leave a message in English at the tone, and remember, if someone tries to speak French to you, just say, "non". This is Sa-to, If you leave message, I call you soon. (Gregorian chants in background; serene voice:) Hello, Brother or Sister. I'm in the Neighborhood of Make Believe right now, so I can't come to the phone. (In Joe Friday voice:) This is Constable Augie of the Canadian Security and Intelligence Service. I am currently meditating, but if you leave your name and which lifeline you are currently inhabiting at the sound of the Om, I will send good karma waves and contact you when the stars align properly. You know, it can be really lonely when you're a fashion model. (Interrupting:) Oh come on Linda, give me the damn phone... Leave a name and number and IF we decide to resurrect him, he'll call you back.If you don't wish this call to be monitored or recorded, then please let the answering machine know when you leave your message. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money. Commander Marlin can't come to the phone right now. [Sound of vicious dog barking, stops abruptly.] Bullwinkle: Must have been a wrong number. So, did you really think I was going to stick around this dump? If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can. Oh, and by the way, a word of advice; never try to clean a parakeet cage with a vacuum cleaner. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me, you've dialed the wrong number. If you are a burglar, checking to see if anyone is home, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. I've shut the ringers off on my phones and taken a sedative. I'd appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about myself. I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember. I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine? It cuts, it chops, it slices, it dices your incoming calls! Don't answer, because if you leave your name and number when you hear the tone, we'll throw in a return phone call ABSOLUTELY FREE! All I can say is leave me a My time is billed at $125 per hour. Welcome to my Fun Phone Line, where you can talk to my answering machine for only $0.95 per minute! If you want to leave your number and the time you called, please press star twice, spin in a circle, press 1 twice, talk loud and BEEP. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck taking her calls. 02/14/05 - Lady_Joka from Mexico: HOLLA AT YOUR MAMI SEXY CHICOS CHAO BESOS 02/10/05 - crystal from canada: this site truly does suck balls 02/08/05 - me from your pants: ...head(s) 02/08/05 - sam gomez from 5097605497: cool 02/06/05 - david from new york: hello, a watsup, hold a sec ,______ you have a phone call (in the backround )tell him to call me back, hello, ye he cant speak to you bye (click) 02/03/05 - Pink Condomz from Midwest: you've reached _______ but this is her boyfriend _________ if you are a guy you may want to hang up now if you hear sirens in 5 minutes u probably should run.. 01/31/05 - Ben Dover from walla walla washington: Hi im not here right now, i mean im here now but imrecording so i might not be here later, i mean now but later, like after i record the message, i mean im recording the message now but after its recorded you might call, i mean if your calling now then i already recorded the...beep! TO LEAVE A MESSAGE 01/17/05 - BRITT from i don't know??? 01/16/05 - Mandi from UR House: Hey, You've reached Victoria Secret's Thong Salon.

]].95 per minute! If you want to leave your number and the time you called, please press star twice, spin in a circle, press 1 twice, talk loud and BEEP. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck taking her calls. 02/14/05 - Lady_Joka from Mexico: HOLLA AT YOUR MAMI SEXY CHICOS CHAO BESOS 02/10/05 - crystal from canada: this site truly does suck balls 02/08/05 - me from your pants: ...head(s) 02/08/05 - sam gomez from 5097605497: cool 02/06/05 - david from new york: hello, a watsup, hold a sec ,______ you have a phone call (in the backround )tell him to call me back, hello, ye he cant speak to you bye (click) 02/03/05 - Pink Condomz from Midwest: you've reached _______ but this is her boyfriend _________ if you are a guy you may want to hang up now if you hear sirens in 5 minutes u probably should run.. 01/31/05 - Ben Dover from walla walla washington: Hi im not here right now, i mean im here now but imrecording so i might not be here later, i mean now but later, like after i record the message, i mean im recording the message now but after its recorded you might call, i mean if your calling now then i already recorded the...beep! TO LEAVE A MESSAGE 01/17/05 - BRITT from i don't know??? 01/16/05 - Mandi from UR House: Hey, You've reached Victoria Secret's Thong Salon.

.95 per minute! If you want to leave your number and the time you called, please press star twice, spin in a circle, press 1 twice, talk loud and BEEP. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck taking her calls. 02/14/05 - Lady_Joka from Mexico: HOLLA AT YOUR MAMI SEXY CHICOS CHAO BESOS 02/10/05 - crystal from canada: this site truly does suck balls 02/08/05 - me from your pants: ...head(s) 02/08/05 - sam gomez from 5097605497: cool 02/06/05 - david from new york: hello, a watsup, hold a sec ,______ you have a phone call (in the backround )tell him to call me back, hello, ye he cant speak to you bye (click) 02/03/05 - Pink Condomz from Midwest: you've reached _______ but this is her boyfriend _________ if you are a guy you may want to hang up now if you hear sirens in 5 minutes u probably should run.. 01/31/05 - Ben Dover from walla walla washington: Hi im not here right now, i mean im here now but imrecording so i might not be here later, i mean now but later, like after i record the message, i mean im recording the message now but after its recorded you might call, i mean if your calling now then i already recorded the...beep! TO LEAVE A MESSAGE 01/17/05 - BRITT from i don't know??? 01/16/05 - Mandi from UR House: Hey, You've reached Victoria Secret's Thong Salon.



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